The Snap Count Hex of Chig Okonkwo
Chig Okonkwo · WAS · TE
“Okonkwo is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Okonkwo's week
- Okonkwo is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.
- Ref: "Number Okonkwo, that's a flag." Okonkwo: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
84%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
Okonkwo scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chig Okonkwo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chig Okonkwo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chig Okonkwo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.