The Late Scratch Hex of Chig Okonkwo
Chig Okonkwo · WAS · TE
“Okonkwo is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Okonkwo's week
- Okonkwo spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Okonkwo runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
90%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Okonkwo's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chig Okonkwo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chig Okonkwo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chig Okonkwo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.