The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Chig Okonkwo
Chig Okonkwo · WAS · TE
“Okonkwo gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Maryland's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Okonkwo's week
- Okonkwo spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- A mysterious flag erases Okonkwo's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
84%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Okonkwo, Okonkwo, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chig Okonkwo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chig Okonkwo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chig Okonkwo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.