The Snap Count Hex of Chig Okonkwo
Chig Okonkwo · WAS · TE
“Okonkwo is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Okonkwo's week
- Okonkwo will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Okonkwo is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
91%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Okonkwo drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chig Okonkwo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chig Okonkwo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chig Okonkwo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.