The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Chig Okonkwo
Chig Okonkwo · WAS · TE
“Okonkwo gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Okonkwo's week
- A mysterious flag erases Okonkwo's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Okonkwo is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.
75%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
Okonkwo scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chig Okonkwo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chig Okonkwo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chig Okonkwo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.