The Chip-and-Release Hex of Chig Okonkwo
Chig Okonkwo · WAS · TE
“Okonkwo is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Okonkwo's week
- Okonkwo has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Okonkwo is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
90%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Okonkwo drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chig Okonkwo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chig Okonkwo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chig Okonkwo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.