The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Chig Okonkwo
Chig Okonkwo · WAS · TE
“Okonkwo is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Okonkwo's week
- Okonkwo gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Maryland's biggest rival.
- Okonkwo lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
72%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Okonkwo, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- Tucker Kraft
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- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
- Oronde Gadsden
FAQ
How do I curse Chig Okonkwo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chig Okonkwo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chig Okonkwo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.