The Chip-and-Release Hex of Chig Okonkwo
Chig Okonkwo · WAS · TE
“Okonkwo is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Okonkwo's week
- The broadcast shows Okonkwo on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Okonkwo will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
79%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single tear from a Titans fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Okonkwo, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chig Okonkwo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chig Okonkwo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chig Okonkwo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.