The Hamstring Hex of Chig Okonkwo
Chig Okonkwo · WAS · TE
“Okonkwo gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Maryland's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Okonkwo's week
- Okonkwo gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Okonkwo is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.
90%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Okonkwo's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
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FAQ
How do I curse Chig Okonkwo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chig Okonkwo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chig Okonkwo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.