The Invisible Route Hex of Chig Okonkwo
Chig Okonkwo · WAS · TE
“Okonkwo gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Okonkwo's week
- A mysterious flag erases Okonkwo's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Okonkwo is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
84%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Okonkwo, Okonkwo, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chig Okonkwo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chig Okonkwo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chig Okonkwo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.