The Chip-and-Release Hex of Chig Okonkwo
Chig Okonkwo · WAS · TE
“Ref: "Number Okonkwo, that's a flag." Okonkwo: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Okonkwo's week
- Okonkwo is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Okonkwo's stadium. Only over Okonkwo.
76%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Okonkwo, Okonkwo, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chig Okonkwo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chig Okonkwo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chig Okonkwo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.