The Mystery Tweak Hex of Chig Okonkwo
Chig Okonkwo · WAS · TE
“Okonkwo is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Okonkwo's week
- Okonkwo finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Okonkwo goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
73%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Okonkwo drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chig Okonkwo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chig Okonkwo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chig Okonkwo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.