The Blocking Assignment Hex of Chig Okonkwo
Chig Okonkwo · WAS · TE
“Okonkwo goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Okonkwo's week
- Okonkwo gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Okonkwo is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.
90%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A used challenge flag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Okonkwo drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chig Okonkwo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chig Okonkwo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chig Okonkwo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.