The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Chig Okonkwo
Chig Okonkwo · WAS · TE
“Okonkwo will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Okonkwo's week
- Okonkwo's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Okonkwo stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
86%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
Okonkwo scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chig Okonkwo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chig Okonkwo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chig Okonkwo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.