The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chig Okonkwo
Chig Okonkwo · WAS · TE
“Okonkwo finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Okonkwo's week
- Okonkwo is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Okonkwo is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.
75%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Okonkwo's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chig Okonkwo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chig Okonkwo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chig Okonkwo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.