The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“Boswell tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- Boswell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Rice's biggest rival.
- At 35, Boswell is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
91%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Boswell's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.