The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“The broadcast shows Boswell on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- Boswell kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Boswell's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
87%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Boswell's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.