The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“Boswell warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- Boswell makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- Boswell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Rice's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Boswell drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.