The Mystery Tweak Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Borregales's stadium. Only over Borregales.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Borregales gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Patriots down to grief,
Borregales scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.