The Shank Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“Boswell gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- Boswell kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Boswell will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
90%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Boswell, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.