The Hamstring Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Olave's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Olave does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
92%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Olave, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.