The Shadow Coverage Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Olave's stadium. Only over Olave.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Olave is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
84%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Olave's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.