The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“McCaffrey gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- McCaffrey gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
82%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McCaffrey drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.