The Late Scratch Hex of Cincinnati Bengals
Cincinnati Bengals defense
“The Bengals defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Cincinnati Bengals defense's week
- The Bengals defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Bengals defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
85%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bengals, drop it, trip it, fall!
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Hex someone else
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Chase Brown
- Joe Burrow
- Tee Higgins
- Evan McPherson
- Cam Grandy
- Mike Gesicki
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- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
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- Indianapolis Colts
FAQ
How do I curse Cincinnati Bengals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cincinnati Bengals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cincinnati Bengals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.