The Mystery Tweak Hex of Cincinnati Bengals
Cincinnati Bengals defense
“The Bengals defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Cincinnati Bengals defense's week
- The Bengals defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Bengals defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
83%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bengals, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cincinnati Bengals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cincinnati Bengals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cincinnati Bengals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.