The Phantom Flag Hex of Cincinnati Bengals
Cincinnati Bengals defense
“The Bengals defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Cincinnati Bengals defense's week
- The Bengals defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Bengals offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
73%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bengals's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Chase Brown
- Joe Burrow
- Tee Higgins
- Evan McPherson
- Cam Grandy
- Mike Gesicki
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- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
- Pittsburgh Steelers
- Indianapolis Colts
FAQ
How do I curse Cincinnati Bengals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cincinnati Bengals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cincinnati Bengals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.