The Garbage-Time Hex of Cincinnati Bengals
Cincinnati Bengals defense
“The Bengals defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Cincinnati Bengals defense's week
- The Bengals defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Bengals defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
90%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bengals drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cincinnati Bengals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cincinnati Bengals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cincinnati Bengals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.