The Phantom Flag Hex of Cincinnati Bengals
Cincinnati Bengals defense
“The Bengals defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Cincinnati Bengals defense's week
- The Bengals defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Bengals defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
73%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bengals's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Chase Brown
- Joe Burrow
- Tee Higgins
- Evan McPherson
- Cam Grandy
- Mike Gesicki
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
- Pittsburgh Steelers
- Indianapolis Colts
FAQ
How do I curse Cincinnati Bengals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cincinnati Bengals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cincinnati Bengals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.