The Garbage-Time Hex of Cincinnati Bengals
Cincinnati Bengals defense
“The Bengals defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Cincinnati Bengals defense's week
- The Bengals defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Bengals defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
85%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bengals, drop it, trip it, fall!
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Hex someone else
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Chase Brown
- Joe Burrow
- Tee Higgins
- Evan McPherson
- Cam Grandy
- Mike Gesicki
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- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
- Pittsburgh Steelers
- Indianapolis Colts
FAQ
How do I curse Cincinnati Bengals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cincinnati Bengals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cincinnati Bengals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.