The Late Scratch Hex of Cincinnati Bengals
Cincinnati Bengals defense
“The Bengals defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Cincinnati Bengals defense's week
- The Bengals defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Bengals defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
85%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bengals's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cincinnati Bengals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cincinnati Bengals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cincinnati Bengals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.