The Garbage-Time Hex of Cincinnati Bengals
Cincinnati Bengals defense
“The Bengals defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Cincinnati Bengals defense's week
- The Bengals defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Bengals defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
88%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bengals drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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Hex someone else
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Chase Brown
- Joe Burrow
- Tee Higgins
- Evan McPherson
- Cam Grandy
- Mike Gesicki
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
- Pittsburgh Steelers
- Indianapolis Colts
FAQ
How do I curse Cincinnati Bengals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cincinnati Bengals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cincinnati Bengals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.