The Hamstring Hex of Cincinnati Bengals
Cincinnati Bengals defense
“The Bengals defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Cincinnati Bengals defense's week
- The Bengals offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Bengals defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
81%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A used challenge flag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bengals drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cincinnati Bengals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cincinnati Bengals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cincinnati Bengals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.