The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cincinnati Bengals
Cincinnati Bengals defense
“The Bengals defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Cincinnati Bengals defense's week
- The Bengals defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Bengals defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
92%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
Bengals scores zero, past belief!
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- Joe Burrow
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- Mike Gesicki
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FAQ
How do I curse Cincinnati Bengals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cincinnati Bengals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cincinnati Bengals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.