The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cincinnati Bengals
Cincinnati Bengals defense
“The Bengals defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Cincinnati Bengals defense's week
- The Bengals will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Bengals defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
77%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bengals drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cincinnati Bengals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cincinnati Bengals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cincinnati Bengals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.