The Garbage-Time Hex of Cincinnati Bengals
Cincinnati Bengals defense
“The Bengals offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Cincinnati Bengals defense's week
- The Bengals defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Bengals defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
79%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bengals, Bengals, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Chase Brown
- Joe Burrow
- Tee Higgins
- Evan McPherson
- Cam Grandy
- Mike Gesicki
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- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
- Pittsburgh Steelers
- Indianapolis Colts
FAQ
How do I curse Cincinnati Bengals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cincinnati Bengals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cincinnati Bengals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.