The Garbage-Time Hex of Cincinnati Bengals
Cincinnati Bengals defense
“The Bengals defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Cincinnati Bengals defense's week
- The Bengals defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Bengals defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
81%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bengals, Bengals, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Chase Brown
- Joe Burrow
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- Cam Grandy
- Mike Gesicki
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- Indianapolis Colts
FAQ
How do I curse Cincinnati Bengals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cincinnati Bengals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cincinnati Bengals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.