The Garbage-Time Hex of Cincinnati Bengals
Cincinnati Bengals defense
“The Bengals will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Cincinnati Bengals defense's week
- The Bengals defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Bengals offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
72%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bengals, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cincinnati Bengals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cincinnati Bengals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cincinnati Bengals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.