The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cincinnati Bengals
Cincinnati Bengals defense
“The Bengals defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Cincinnati Bengals defense's week
- The Bengals defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Bengals defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
92%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
Bengals scores zero, past belief!
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Hex someone else
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FAQ
How do I curse Cincinnati Bengals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cincinnati Bengals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cincinnati Bengals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.