The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cincinnati Bengals
Cincinnati Bengals defense
“The Bengals defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Cincinnati Bengals defense's week
- The Bengals defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Bengals defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
92%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single tear from a Lions fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bengals's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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- Mike Gesicki
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- Indianapolis Colts
FAQ
How do I curse Cincinnati Bengals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cincinnati Bengals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cincinnati Bengals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.