The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cincinnati Bengals
Cincinnati Bengals defense
“The Bengals defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Cincinnati Bengals defense's week
- The Bengals offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Bengals will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
91%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
Bengals scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cincinnati Bengals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cincinnati Bengals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cincinnati Bengals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.