The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Cincinnati Bengals
Cincinnati Bengals defense
“The Bengals defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Cincinnati Bengals defense's week
- The Bengals defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Bengals defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
91%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
Bengals scores zero, past belief!
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- Ja'Marr Chase
- Chase Brown
- Joe Burrow
- Tee Higgins
- Evan McPherson
- Cam Grandy
- Mike Gesicki
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FAQ
How do I curse Cincinnati Bengals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cincinnati Bengals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cincinnati Bengals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.