The Prevent Defense Hex of Cincinnati Bengals
Cincinnati Bengals defense
“The Bengals defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Cincinnati Bengals defense's week
- The Bengals defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Bengals defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
76%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bengals's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cincinnati Bengals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cincinnati Bengals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cincinnati Bengals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.