The Hamstring Hex of Cincinnati Bengals
Cincinnati Bengals defense
“The Bengals defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Cincinnati Bengals defense's week
- The Bengals defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Bengals defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
87%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bengals, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cincinnati Bengals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cincinnati Bengals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cincinnati Bengals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.