The Late Scratch Hex of Cincinnati Bengals
Cincinnati Bengals defense
“The Bengals will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Cincinnati Bengals defense's week
- The Bengals defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Bengals offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
85%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bengals's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cincinnati Bengals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cincinnati Bengals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cincinnati Bengals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.