The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Cincinnati Bengals
Cincinnati Bengals defense
“The Bengals defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Cincinnati Bengals defense's week
- The Bengals defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Bengals defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
77%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bengals's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cincinnati Bengals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cincinnati Bengals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cincinnati Bengals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.