The Garbage-Time Hex of Cincinnati Bengals
Cincinnati Bengals defense
“The Bengals offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Cincinnati Bengals defense's week
- The Bengals defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Bengals defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
77%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bengals's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cincinnati Bengals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cincinnati Bengals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cincinnati Bengals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.