The Garbage-Time Hex of Cincinnati Bengals
Cincinnati Bengals defense
“The Bengals offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Cincinnati Bengals defense's week
- The Bengals defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Bengals defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
87%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bengals drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cincinnati Bengals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cincinnati Bengals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cincinnati Bengals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.