The Late Scratch Hex of Cincinnati Bengals
Cincinnati Bengals defense
“The Bengals offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Cincinnati Bengals defense's week
- The Bengals defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Bengals defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
90%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bengals, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cincinnati Bengals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cincinnati Bengals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cincinnati Bengals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.