The Hamstring Hex of Cincinnati Bengals
Cincinnati Bengals defense
“The Bengals defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Cincinnati Bengals defense's week
- The Bengals offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Bengals defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
77%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bengals drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cincinnati Bengals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cincinnati Bengals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cincinnati Bengals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.