The Garbage-Time Hex of Cincinnati Bengals
Cincinnati Bengals defense
“The Bengals defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Cincinnati Bengals defense's week
- The Bengals defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Bengals defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
77%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bengals's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Chase Brown
- Joe Burrow
- Tee Higgins
- Evan McPherson
- Cam Grandy
- Mike Gesicki
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
- Pittsburgh Steelers
- Indianapolis Colts
FAQ
How do I curse Cincinnati Bengals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cincinnati Bengals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cincinnati Bengals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.